Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i dont even know how to be here
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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