I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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