you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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