i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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