i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
NoShamevember. You game?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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