You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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