so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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