You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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