She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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