omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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