THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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