the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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