I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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