I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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