i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I am naked and annoyed.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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