dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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