Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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