I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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