i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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