no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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