Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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