Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We left the knife in your bed.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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