do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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