All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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