Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I could fuck to npr.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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