My nipple is on Facebook.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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