We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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