I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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