did you get engaged???
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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