i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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