its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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