remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Come share oat with me in your robe
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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