honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize