try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize