thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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