What a fucking waste of an outfit
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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