Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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