i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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