so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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