there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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