Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
