It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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