Where did you get a picture of my penis
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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