At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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