Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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