that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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