they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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