If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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