Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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