Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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