This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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