The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just found puke in my bra..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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