just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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